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I think I need the pissing on the windscreen explained to me.
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Read Zeds' post on 31st August (about a third of the way down on the previous page), and you should catch on.
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il ferret wrote:

Bournemouth - I'll ask a mate who went on a stag do recently. I'd always thought it was full of old kuntz but he said it was pretty lively.

Ahem.

This friend of yours do you not speak to him often?
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Yeah I was with it from the start, I might be completely thick but I'm just not aware what needs getting rid of with pee.
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Zeds thought that a former colleague had stuck a fake 'crack' on his windscreen, and he couldn't get it off.

Both Delboy and myself recommended natural, healthy urine to make the thing shift.

Urine contains amonia (the same thing they use in hair dye and, interestingly enough, crack cocaine) as it's known to soften adhesives without damaging delicate surfaces.

Turns out the crack in Zeds' windscreen was actually real, so he no doubt had to call Gavin from Autoglass who would have fixed his windscreen for free if Zeds was fully comp.

That's what the advert says anyway.
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Ahhh. Well there's something I never knew. Now I know what to do next time I get superglue on my fingers.
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Mezz wrote:

Zeds thought that a former colleague had stuck a fake 'crack' on his windscreen, and he couldn't get it off. Both Delboy and myself recommended natural, healthy urine to make the thing shift. Urine contains amonia (the same thing they use in hair dye and, interestingly enough, crack cocaine) as it's known to soften adhesives without damaging delicate surfaces. Turns out the crack in Zeds' windscreen was actually real, so he no doubt had to call Gavin from Autoglass who would have fixed his windscreen for free if Zeds was fully comp. That's what the advert says anyway.

Don't believe that Mezz. They only fix it for free if there's a chip smaller than the size of a five pence peice.
Anything larger, or if its developed into a crack, windscreen needs replacing which costs £50.

Anyone been on a speed awareness course?
I've gotta book mine asap, and I'm wondering what happens on these...

zeds wrote:

[Anything larger, or if its developed into a crack, windscreen needs replacing which costs £50.

BTTMMU: Not having a 1960's car that you may be able to replace the windscreen for at £50 a pop.

Throw in heated front screen and rain sensor and you're looking at the better part of £200. Unfortunately technology is seldom kind to me.

I think that the deal is you pay a £50 excess, and your insurance company picks up the rest of the tab.

That's how it worked when I did it, anyway - although I had it as part of the insurance policy; the claim had no effect on my premium for the following year.

Without the insurance angle, I'd have been looking at about £300 for a replacement - this was about six/eight years ago.

Dave wrote:

I think that the deal is you pay a £50 excess, and your insurance company picks up the rest of the tab. That's how it worked when I did it, anyway - although I had it as part of the insurance policy; the claim had no effect on my premium for the following year. Without the insurance angle, I'd have been looking at about £300 for a replacement - this was about six/eight years ago.

Yeah, some kids broke the back window to my car (they had obviously just seen me put my laptop in the boot, only left the car for 2mins) and I had to pay £60 excess to the insurance company which meant I could call autoglass to come and replace the window for me. The claim did not affect the insurance premiums. This was last year on fully comp.

Micky wrote:

zeds wrote: [Anything larger, or if its developed into a crack, windscreen needs replacing which costs £50. BTTMMU: Not having a 1960's car that you may be able to replace the windscreen for at £50 a pop. Throw in heated front screen and rain sensor and you're looking at the better part of £200. Unfortunately technology is seldom kind to me.

Haha. What Dave said.

GTTMUH:

Muslim car insurance on insurance supermarket website giving me the lowest quote "without compromising the principles of my faith". Bingo!
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How the f**k could car insurance compromise Muslim principals in the first place anyway!?
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Can anybody recommend a broadband provider, preferably with no usage cap?  I've had enough of AOL now.

I'm possibly looking at O2, Be and Virgin.  Comments on those, and other suggestions are welcome.
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Bloody hell are AOL still around? I'm with Virgin Media and they aren't bad.
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