Q.What's the difference between Man Utd and Michael Jackson?
A: United will be playing Giggs in August

Well we've had lots of bad jokes. Here's a conspiracy theory for Bnb:

The CIA did it to keep the people, ordinary folk like you and I, under control. It's all a fix to suppress us. We must resist believing in such government spun crap. Revolucion!!!!!!1111


In other news, Ive woken up drunk.
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Word is now emerging that Jackson didn't suffer cardiac arrest; he was in the children's ward having a stroke.

Authorities have released a statement that the plastic collection from Michael Jackson's cremation will be used to make plastic toys, so kids can play with him for a change.

Genuinely gutted to hear the news, the man was the soundtrack to my childhood - The first gig i went to was MJ at Wembley.

Beyond the controversy and all those pi$$ poor jokes at his expense, the music he made was immense.

I'm not surprised really. He had been looking rather pale recently.

Sir George wrote:

It's a devastating blow to the world of plastic pop.  He's hugely popular apparently although I've only ever met one person who's admitted to liking him.  Still, he sold almost as many records as McDonalds sell Big Macs, so somebody must like him

Speaking of McDonalds, apparently they are going to release a new burger in his honour, the 'McWacko'.

It's 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns.
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"melo-momo and the crazy little trio behind amauri are amazing" - Gurjio 28-10-09

who will now take on the mantle of the worlds most famous living person?...super pippo?

My pussy will be in mourning

Mollie Sugden, best known for her appearances in Are You Being Served and keeping a straight face when delivering numerous feline-based double entendre, aged 86.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8129617.stm

This is the first time I've posted something on AMS where I know one of the relatives of the deceased (her son, a former army officer)...

And who has Karl Malden on their totodeath coupon? Used to be a favourite of Gio on his entries, IIRC -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8129710.stm

No way!

Big nose from the Streets of San Francisco...gutted!

delpiero wrote:

01.] Kirk Douglas 02.] Johnny Holiday ...... X 03.] Ariel Sharon 04.] Eli Wallach 05.] Patrick Swayze 06.] George Bush Sr. 07.] Ennio Morricone 08.] Nelson Mandela 09.] Fidel Castro 10.] Richard Attenborough 11.] Mickey Rooney 12.] Michael Gough 13.] Gloria Stuart

I seem to have overlooked the passing of JH on the 28th Feb 2009:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1191836/

I was sure i had Malden on my list....

Well he took his blinking time. Been on my coupon for donkey's years!

01.] Kirk Douglas........
02.] Sir Norman Wisdom........
03.] Wendy Richard........X
04.] Gloria Stuart........
05.] Ariel Sharon........
06.] Eli Wallach........
07.] Karl Malden........X
08.] Patrick Swayze........
09.] Johannes Heesters........
10.] Michael Foot........
11.] Jade Goody........X
12.] Michael Gough........
13.] Sir Bobby Robson........

And Gio storms into the lead in the bid to become the angel of death for the 2009 season...

Another celeb dead from my hometown of Gary Indiana.  First MJ and now Karl Malden,

Gary Indiana sounds like a porn star.

Ferri wrote:

Authorities have released a statement that the plastic collection from Michael Jackson's cremation will be used to make plastic toys, so kids can play with him for a change.

On a very similar note, some of the plastic will also be made into plastic bags so MJ will still be a danger to children.
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My Jamaican missus trying to describe Amy Winehouse the other day: "What's the name of that coke head woman who went to St Lucia?"

gary indiana is also a song in the musical Music Man

This looks like it could rival Gio's tremendous 2004 (?) season.

blackandblue wrote:

Ferri wrote: Authorities have released a statement that the plastic collection from Michael Jackson's cremation will be used to make plastic toys, so kids can play with him for a change. On a very similar note, some of the plastic will also be made into plastic bags so MJ will still be a danger to children.

Probably the best I heard was God greeting Farrah Fawcett in heaven and agreed to grant her one parting wish on earth. She wished for the children in America to be safe, and then Michael Jackson died.